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Joe was rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving, and although she looked familiar he couldn't place where he might know her from.
As luck would have it, he saw her a few minutes later in the parking lot as she was unloading her groceries, so he approached her and said, "Sorry,do you know me?"
She replied, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children."
Joe was rather panicked as his mind shot back to his one and only sexual indiscretion.
"Ohh ****!!!" he exclaimed (too loudly), "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"
"No," she replied, "I'm your son's English teacher."
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